This Section of the Website is Still Under Construction. How you
managed to come across any part of this site is completely beyond me - I
hope you're not as user...

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...RTFM is me screaming at you as fireballs come out of my mouth to get off your precious no-good arse, march down to the local bookstore and get the fuck off my back because I'm trying very hard to get some fucking work done... |
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